Say hello to my little friend.

I was just downstairs, minding my own business and preparing some ginger tea, when I looked out of the kitchen window to see if there was any hint of color in the predawn sky. The only light on was the bulb above the back door, some 15 feet away. So I wasn't quite sure that I'd seen what I saw through the window, but it looked like an awfully large spider...

Indeed it was... not stuck between panes, as I had thought, but just waking up in the early morning breeze, wondering who this bothersome guy with the camera was.